The one with the crow - 2

What will you say if your Pet Crow came second in a race?
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Mi-Cro-Second...!!

The one with a crow.

One guy had a crow..... The crow was very tender.... now tell me what could possibly be the name of the crow.....??












answer : MI-CRO-SOFT :P

The one with the oldest animal.

Which is the oldest animal ?











Answer : Zebra.

how?








Because its still in "black and white".. :D

The one with shit.

What will you call SHIT in the evening?














SHAM - POO :)

The one with mountain and no mountain.

Which one is higher ? "mountain" or "no mountain" ?









answer : "no mountain"..

why?







because - " no mountain is higher than Mt.Everest" :D

The one with bournvita

A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window......A cat catches it , and takes the bottle of Bournvita and buries it under the ground...why???












Because its "CAT-BURIES" Bournvita..

The one with cow shouting

A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???










Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )