The One With a Photographer

What do you call an unpredictable and out of control photographer ?

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A Loose Canon

The One With Samsung Shop

What do u call security guards working out Samsung shop??

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Guardians of Galaxy 

The One With Aluminium and Bauxite

Jab  Aluminium ne pooch Bauxite se -

"Who are you.....??"




Tab Bauxite boli...





"Teri ORE, Teri ORE, Teri ORE....Hay Rabba...!"

The One With Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!

The difference between Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!:

A Boy threw a love letter to a girl
but it fell on her brother.... Ssshit..!

And her brother turned out to be GAY... Ooo!! Ssshitt..!!

The One With Cat and Tea.

what will you call it for your cat brings tea for  you?
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Liability (Lai-Billi-Tea) :P :P

The One With A Policeman and A Boy

A Policeman saw a little boy crying...

He approached him & asked :
Whats the matter boy?
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Boy : Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass... :D :D

The One With Manisha Koirala and her Car

Manisha Koirala was travelling in a car...
She was using the laptop and was trying to make a '.rar' file (zip files in a computer) but she was facing difficulty...
why..?
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ek-rar karna mushkil hai,
in-car karna mushkil hai.... :D

The one with Suhana and Mausam

There were 2 sisters actually: Suhaana and Mausam. Very nice girls..
Suhaana had a lot of problems though, always troubled.
Mausam was very very very "BEAUTIFUL".



Thats why people said... .Suhaana "SUFFER" and yeh Mausam "HASEEN"... :P :P

The one with 18 being a thief

Why is the number 18 a thief??
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Because - Tere Mast Mast 'Do Nain' Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain. And 'Do Nain' = 2 Nines = 18!!

The one with tea..

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day.....

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Jaswanti .. :P ( Just one tea..)

The one with Gravity

What is the Center of Gravity?









"V"

The one with PCO Booth

A man went to STD/ISD/LOCAL Booth and slapped the operator twice...


why..???
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Because ..
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It was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"... :D

The one with Door Bells.

A scientist disconnected his doorbell....



why..??




Because,

He wanted to win a No-Bell Prize..! :D

The one with Cows and Bells..

Why do Cows wear Bells..??
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Because their horns dont work... :P :P

The one with YAWNS..

When you YAWN...the person sitting next to you YAWNS.... so what does this mean...?
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This can mean... "Aap Dono ke beech mein YAWN SAMBANDH hai...!!"

The one Pinky and her Lipstick.

Why did Pinky put Lipstick to her head.?
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because she wanted to make up her mind...

The one with Linkin Park -1

Linkin Park ko likha maine ek letter....
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Linkin Park ko likha maine ek letter....

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But In the end it doesn't even matter... :P

The one with dancing cow.

What do you get if a cow dances..??


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Guidance..!! :D

The One With Baby Corn

What would a baby corn say to mom corn?
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Where is "pop corn" ? :D

The One With Shark.

What is the safest way to see a Shark?
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On Television.