The One With Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!

The difference between Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!:

A Boy threw a love letter to a girl
but it fell on her brother.... Ssshit..!

And her brother turned out to be GAY... Ooo!! Ssshitt..!!

The One With Cat and Tea.

what will you call it for your cat brings tea for  you?
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Liability (Lai-Billi-Tea) :P :P

The One With A Policeman and A Boy

A Policeman saw a little boy crying...

He approached him & asked :
Whats the matter boy?
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Boy : Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass... :D :D