The one with 18 being a thief

Why is the number 18 a thief??
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Because - Tere Mast Mast 'Do Nain' Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain. And 'Do Nain' = 2 Nines = 18!!

The one with tea..

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day.....

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Jaswanti .. :P ( Just one tea..)

The one with Gravity

What is the Center of Gravity?









"V"

The one with PCO Booth

A man went to STD/ISD/LOCAL Booth and slapped the operator twice...


why..???
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Because ..
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It was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"... :D

The one with Door Bells.

A scientist disconnected his doorbell....



why..??




Because,

He wanted to win a No-Bell Prize..! :D