The one with a crow.

One guy had a crow..... The crow was very tender.... now tell me what could possibly be the name of the crow.....??












answer : MI-CRO-SOFT :P

The one with the oldest animal.

Which is the oldest animal ?











Answer : Zebra.

how?








Because its still in "black and white".. :D

The one with shit.

What will you call SHIT in the evening?














SHAM - POO :)

The one with mountain and no mountain.

Which one is higher ? "mountain" or "no mountain" ?









answer : "no mountain"..

why?







because - " no mountain is higher than Mt.Everest" :D