The One With Aluminium and Bauxite

Jab  Aluminium ne pooch Bauxite se -

"Who are you.....??"




Tab Bauxite boli...





"Teri ORE, Teri ORE, Teri ORE....Hay Rabba...!"

The One With Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!

The difference between Shit and Ooohh! Ssshitt!:

A Boy threw a love letter to a girl
but it fell on her brother.... Ssshit..!

And her brother turned out to be GAY... Ooo!! Ssshitt..!!

The One With Cat and Tea.

what will you call it for your cat brings tea for  you?
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Liability (Lai-Billi-Tea) :P :P

The One With A Policeman and A Boy

A Policeman saw a little boy crying...

He approached him & asked :
Whats the matter boy?
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Boy : Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass... :D :D

The One With Manisha Koirala and her Car

Manisha Koirala was travelling in a car...
She was using the laptop and was trying to make a '.rar' file (zip files in a computer) but she was facing difficulty...
why..?
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ek-rar karna mushkil hai,
in-car karna mushkil hai.... :D

The one with Suhana and Mausam

There were 2 sisters actually: Suhaana and Mausam. Very nice girls..
Suhaana had a lot of problems though, always troubled.
Mausam was very very very "BEAUTIFUL".



Thats why people said... .Suhaana "SUFFER" and yeh Mausam "HASEEN"... :P :P

The one with 18 being a thief

Why is the number 18 a thief??
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Because - Tere Mast Mast 'Do Nain' Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain. And 'Do Nain' = 2 Nines = 18!!