The one with bournvita

A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window......A cat catches it , and takes the bottle of Bournvita and buries it under the ground...why???












Because its "CAT-BURIES" Bournvita..

The one with cow shouting

A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???










Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )

The one with Superman, Spideman and Batman -1

In 1975 Superman, Spiderman andBatman were flying over India for some work...suddenly all of them die...why? rather how...??











Gabbar Singh says,.. " Aadmni 3 aur goli 6 !! ..."
dishkyaaww....diskyaawww....diskyaawwww......!!

The one with chicken and egg - 1

Q : What came first? Chicken or Egg?
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A : Obviously Chicken ! Because ......

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God would look stupid when sitting on an egg and trying to hatch it

The one with a girl in trouble.

a guy gets a call on his mobile...
help me!! a man is trying to kill me..

guy: who r u?? where r u??

girl: im trapped in a cage..dunno where i am ..plz help me!

guy: dont worry i'll help you...dont be afraid..


guy calls up the police station..

"a girl is in trouble...help plz"
police: address plz..
guy: i dunno..
police peeps hang up..


guy calls up his dad..
"dad plz help..i gotta call from this girl..shes in trouble.."
dad: where r u..


suddenly the boy slips n falls down....

tell me why...











because he lost balance!

The one with Lord Krishna.

Which city in the United States is most afraid of Lord Krishna??
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Kansas City!

The one with the woodcutter.

Once a woodcutter starts off from his home to the forest for chopping wood. Suddenly, all the women of the village start running after him. Why?
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The 'Axe' effect! :P